~Daily Devotion Jan 6th~

    We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life.
    But have you wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:
    Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following
Options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
    What if God used the familiar excuse...
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now.
    However, your prayer is important to us and will be
answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line."
    Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer:
    To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.) For reservations at "My Father's House," please enter
J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging
questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
or...
    Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow so that others may have a chance to get through.

(I'm sure glad God doesn't have voice mail!)
Blessings, Prayers, and Love
Joe and Pat Aman